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emerick man 

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Subj: All-New - All-Different Avengers #10: Earths Mightiest Half-wits...
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 at 08:22:05 pm EDT (Viewed 329 times)

All-New - All-Different Avengers 010

Earths Mightiest Half-wits...

-Hunk of Junk Ship. Hunk. Of. Junk.
-Stupid 100% dependence on Mjolnir motoring.
-Didn't Nova leave on his own in his book?
-Which fool offered to take turn holding her hammer?
-Irresponsible Stark runs permission slip scam.
-Reckless Stark endangers newbies on blind space quest.
-Lazy namedropping of Fantastic Four (Who owns/authorized the FF warehouse loan? Torch? SHIELD? Parker Industries? Reed's Power of Atorney?)
-Starktech trumps Novatech. Of course it does.
-Wasted breath - with silly talk convincing readers that Redwing's presence and that Spider-miles powers are both ill-suited for spaceship adventures.
-It "feels like" a homesick Spider-miles might as well be crying under that mask with that attitude.
-The ragtag team immediately luck out with a ping signal in the infinity that is space (after 2 volumes of Nova failing to find dad). Of course they do.
-Oooooh brother! Tony didn't even instal the best Quinjet Shielding in this Hunk of Junk Ship.
-Good idea: Let's rush the mysterious Tower with extreme destructive of uncharted magnitude and scope that has already downed umpteen vessels. NOT.
-Continuity/chronology check: This Iron Man version has Stealth Mode?
-Bad art comment can't be held back with the jarringly poorly choreographed rescue of MsMarvelkamala with Mjolnir out of nowhere. And top it off with her failure to hold onto the poor alien she was rescuing.
-Props to Waspnadia for pimping Jarv's ride 'cuz they're STILL ON THE ROAD to go see Waspjan in this interlude while the main heroes have prepped for Blindquest and crossed a galaxy! Sheesh.
-Soooo, Waspjan is the goto Pym Particle Expert to call in for a National Crisis with a Microverse Bomber? Waspjan?! Soooo, we have to wait 30 days to see the Trope Factor with what people/agencies are involved besides "Barry". Do we know Barry the Schmoe?
-Good idea: Based on reliable speculation and spur of the moment gut feelings, let's risk the whole team jumping in this Portal Maw that may be chewing up people and spitting them out OR may just be chewing up people. NOT.
-Annihilus. Great. More 8 MONTH GAP crap to complain about next ish.


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