Ai'right, Battle Board, I just have to ask:

Who do you think are the most manliest men in comics (games and cartoons count too)? The ones that are so manly, when they cry it's manly tears. The ones whose punches send the Earth spinning in reverse. The ones who don't need no instructions to know how to rock.

And conversely, who do you think are the men so emo, their hair cuts themselves? The ones that cry at the drop of a hat or over the most inane things, like finding out their ice cream cone is soggy at the tip of the cone's bottom?

Make your choices well, gentlemen.