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Subj: It's Clobberin' Time, Episode 3: And The Shocks Continue... [SPOILERS]
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 at 10:06:51 am CST
Reply Subj: You know what needs to happen?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 at 10:40:05 am CST
"Manomanomanomanomanomanoman. I can't believe what's happened!!! Geez....Captain America....holy sweet Aunt Petunia!"
*sniff* "I can't stop crying, Ben. What are we all going to do?" *sniff*
"It's gonna be okay, kid. I....oh, hey, folks. Um, welcome to a special episode of my new talk show. Oh, man, where do I start. I'm sure you've all heard the news by now, but in case you...."
"DEATH TO DRAGONFLY!!!!"
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"HAH! Some bodyguard you are, Ben Grimm! I just killed yer pal Dragonfly right in front of ya and you couldn't do anything ta stop it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to do. Toodles!"
"Aw, Dragonfly....dang it! Enforcer, you dirty crumb! I'm gonna clobber you into the next century!"
"Stupid lump! You think I didn't come prepared for the likes of you? I'm the Enforcer, the world's greatest assassin! Boys, would you mind keeping this clod busy while I finish up and make my escape?"
"I don't care how many there are of you! You're toast, Enforcer, when I get my mitts on ya!"
POW! POW! POW! POW!
"Crap, fightin' alla these guys at once might not be the smartest idea I've ever had. Hey, is that the Enforcer makin' off with Dragonfly's body?!? I gotta....oh, yeah, I forgot about these mooks I'm fighin'...."
POW! POW! POW! POW!
Later, as Ben continues fighting all those villains....
"Well done, Enforcer! Now that Dragonfly is dead, I may continue on with the next portion of my plans. Are you boys ready?"
"Ready, willing and able."
"Our target won't know what hit 'em."
"As long as you keep shelling out the dough, we'll keep killin' super-heroes!"
"Delightful! And when the body count gets high enough, I'll begin stage three of my master plan!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
To be continued....