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emerick-man
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Subj: Fallen Sun Jokes...
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 at 10:23:30 pm EDT (Viewed 319 times)


Memories of SENTRY after...


Some hilarious oneliners...
http://www.newsarama.com/common/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11791

    Quote:


    Spider-Man: He taught me how to take responsibility for my actions.
    The Thing: He show me how to be noble and heroic..
    Rogue: He show me how to love..
    Captain America: He show me how to be a better American.
    Glenn Beck: He taught me how to be bat @#$% insane..
    Black Panther: He taught me how to be a noble and great king..
    Iceman: He taught me how to love again..
    Wolverine: He told me a A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
    Reed Richards: He showed me how to square the circle.
    Moon Knight: He taught me how to talk to myself out loud.
    Daredevil: He taught me how to be fearless.
    Black Bolt: ...
    Namor: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to renounce my war on them.
    Thanos: If it weren't for him I would've destroyed the universe during Forgotten Secret Infinity Battle.
    Silver Surfer: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to turn against Galactus.
    Fabio: He showed me how to strike a pose.
    Dr. Strange: He taught me how to be the Sorcerer Supreme.
    Iron Fist: He taught me kung fu.
    Shang Chi: He taught me kung fu.
    Punisher: He showed me how to use an M-16. And how to throw grenades.
    Deadpool: He showed me how to use a katana. And how to throw grenades.
    Thor: He showed me how to throw my hammer.


Anyone got more? \:D (May edit in some also.)





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