Memories of SENTRY after...
Some hilarious oneliners...
http://www.newsarama.com/common/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11791
Quote:
Spider-Man: He taught me how to take responsibility for my actions.
The Thing: He show me how to be noble and heroic..
Rogue: He show me how to love..
Captain America: He show me how to be a better American.
Glenn Beck: He taught me how to be bat @#$% insane..
Black Panther: He taught me how to be a noble and great king..
Iceman: He taught me how to love again..
Wolverine: He told me a A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Reed Richards: He showed me how to square the circle.
Moon Knight: He taught me how to talk to myself out loud.
Daredevil: He taught me how to be fearless.
Black Bolt: ...
Namor: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to renounce my war on them.
Thanos: If it weren't for him I would've destroyed the universe during Forgotten Secret Infinity Battle.
Silver Surfer: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to turn against Galactus.
Fabio: He showed me how to strike a pose.
Dr. Strange: He taught me how to be the Sorcerer Supreme.
Iron Fist: He taught me kung fu.
Shang Chi: He taught me kung fu.
Punisher: He showed me how to use an M-16. And how to throw grenades.
Deadpool: He showed me how to use a katana. And how to throw grenades.
Thor: He showed me how to throw my hammer.
Anyone got more?
(May edit in some also.)
I miss my brother.
