Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Oh my god look it's Spider-Man! He shoots webs! It's like totally THWIP!!! Catching the bad guys just like fliiiiies! Don't be bad or he'll totally get you, yeah! Jonah Jameson leave him alone! Look out Spidey! You doing good but they all be dissing you! Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee whoa! Pumpkin bombs, metal tentacles, sand people LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT SPIDEY! YOUR SPIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING! Everyone thinks you're a nerd Peter Parker and you kind of are but screw them because you're also SPIDER-MAN! YEAH YEAH YEAH! SPIDER-MAN!!!