Previous Post Quote: Nothing about the topic is sexist. Quote: Except, well, it only focuses on "wife." Perhaps be more inclusive and ask about spouses/sig others, in general. Quote: But still, it's not sexist to focus just on the hetero men's opinions. He's free to post the female and/or male on male equivalent post. Let it never be said comicboards discriminates.

I mean, these kinds of things aren't that uncommon, but I really appreciate and approve of how this one is "marry" rather than the usual "date" or "hump" posts, and yet it's also "which one is worthy of you?", with all of the balance of power and betterness which that statement implies.

And of course, no-one is worthy of sharing the same planet as Your Alien Hero, so there's no "answer" here (and you may have wasted your time reading this if you were expecting one), but I encourage you all to carry on, that "pimped out by plants" line was the most hilarious thing I've read here in months.