Previous Post Memories of SENTRY after... Some hilarious oneliners... http://www.newsarama.com/common/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11791 Quote: Spider-Man: He taught me how to take responsibility for my actions. The Thing: He show me how to be noble and heroic.. Rogue: He show me how to love.. Captain America: He show me how to be a better American. Glenn Beck: He taught me how to be bat @#$% insane.. Black Panther: He taught me how to be a noble and great king.. Iceman: He taught me how to love again.. Wolverine: He told me a A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. Reed Richards: He showed me how to square the circle. Moon Knight: He taught me how to talk to myself out loud. Daredevil: He taught me how to be fearless. Black Bolt: ... Namor: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to renounce my war on them. Thanos: If it weren't for him I would've destroyed the universe during Forgotten Secret Infinity Battle. Silver Surfer: He showed me the nobility of humanity, which led me to turn against Galactus. Fabio: He showed me how to strike a pose. Dr. Strange: He taught me how to be the Sorcerer Supreme. Iron Fist: He taught me kung fu. Shang Chi: He taught me kung fu. Punisher: He showed me how to use an M-16. And how to throw grenades. Deadpool: He showed me how to use a katana. And how to throw grenades. Thor: He showed me how to throw my hammer. Anyone got more? (May edit in some also.) I miss my brother.

Carnage: He's the one who brought me back all those times I died then showed up again without explanation. Even that time he killed me.
Spider-girl: He kept bringing my book back.
Arana: He made me seem like a cool character by comparison.
Darkseid: He figured out the anti-life equation. But he wouldn't tell me. What a dick.
Wendigo: Wen-di-go!
Mary Jane: Did I get married to him? I seem to remember something about a wedding.