Carnage: He's the one who brought me back all those times I died then showed up again without explanation. Even that time he killed me.
Spider-girl: He kept bringing my book back.
Arana: He made me seem like a cool character by comparison.
Darkseid: He figured out the anti-life equation. But he wouldn't tell me. What a dick.
Wendigo: Wen-di-go!
Mary Jane: Did I get married to him? I seem to remember something about a wedding.