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jwd

In Reply To
andrew

Subj: Re: *sigh* Its Superman.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 at 03:57:00 pm EST
Reply Subj: Superman and Lois Intimate Questions
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 at 02:12:44 pm EST

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When Clarke and Lois are making love does Superman wear a super enforced condom or any other protective device for Lois. The reason I am asking is I want to know what would happen if Superman shot a load? Would the load go through a wall? How far would it travel? how fast can it travel ?

Suppose to be kid friendly so don't expect them to ever give you an answer in the comic.

Just ask yourself these questions.
Does he break the toilet everytime he takes a dump?

Is there a shockwave if he farts?

Did Ma Kent have to keep replacing her toilet because Clark kept blasting a hole through it when he peed?

I'd say no. Superman's bodily functions seem as normal as any other humans.








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