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slamMojo

In Reply To
hpitty

Subj: What's up with the mocking of southern/rural speech patterns? nnt
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 at 12:40:52 am EDT
Reply Subj: dang! here's my own version, man (spoiler)
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 at 11:22:50 pm EDT

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iron man: howdy! that a maghty fine castle ya gots there. real fine. ptui, sniff. only problem is we got laws n re-gu-lashions round these heeya pots. mebbe ya heard of em. they's cawled re-gis-tray-shion. now, we simple folk round heeya, so we dont want no trouble mista. yew jus run long wit yure fancy shmancy ass-gaurd n fall in line lak the res o yer kand. then we cawls it eeven steeven. watcha say pardner. gotta deal?

thor: no deal. (rubblerubblerubble, crackathoom)

iron man looks up and around at the growin storm: now see heeya. we was friens once thank ya kandly. out o respect fo that frienship, i axed ya reeel polat lak. doen make me hutcha boey. i gots th law on my side n all th powa o THE YEW NITED STATES MILITARY. i keen bus down yo do styep ifn i wanned. now yew thank bout that. ifn i wanned. powa of iron man compadre.

thor: i know what you did. a betrayal i have been eager to REPAY!! lightning strike, thunder, god blast right inta iron man midsection.

iron man goes flyin butt first inta a building. it collapses, but the avenger comes roaren right back out boot jets full on. but before he can muster a defense, thor lets hurl with hammer and - gong! iron man goes on a head on collision with mjolnir.

too me continued. heh thats how i sees it.

> iron man: howdy! that a maghty fine castle ya gots there. real fine. ptui, sniff. only problem is we got laws n re-gu-lashions round these heeya pots. mebbe ya heard of em. they's cawled re-gis-tray-shion. now, we simple folk round heeya, so we dont want no trouble mista. yew jus run long wit yure fancy shmancy ass-gaurd n fall in line lak the res o yer kand. then we cawls it eeven steeven. watcha say pardner. gotta deal?
>
> thor: no deal. (rubblerubblerubble, crackathoom)
>
> iron man looks up and around at the growin storm: now see heeya. we was friens once thank ya kandly. out o respect fo that frienship, i axed ya reeel polat lak. doen make me hutcha boey. i gots th law on my side n all th powa o THE YEW NITED STATES MILITARY. i keen bus down yo do styep ifn i wanned. now yew thank bout that. ifn i wanned. powa of iron man compadre.
>
> thor: i know what you did. a betrayal i have been eager to REPAY!! lightning strike, thunder, god blast right inta iron man midsection.
>
> iron man goes flyin butt first inta a building. it collapses, but the avenger comes roaren right back out boot jets full on. but before he can muster a defense, thor lets hurl with hammer and - gong! iron man goes on a head on collision with mjolnir.
>
> too me continued. heh thats how i sees it.


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